Sunday, April 30, 2006


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Sunday, April 23, 2006


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people - lawyers, too - actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court stenographers who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Question: Are you sexually active?

Response: No, I just lie there.

Question: What is your date of birth?

Response: July 15th.

Question: What year?

Response: Every year.

Question: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

Response: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


Question: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

Response: Yes.

Question: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

Response: I forget.

Question: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? ______________________________________

Question: How old is your son, the one living with you?

Response: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Question: How long has he lived with you?

Response: Forty-five years.


Question: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

Response: He said, "Where am I Doris?"

Question: And why did that upset you?

Response: My name is Susan.


Question: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?

Response: We both do.

Question: Voodoo?

Response: We do.

Question: You do?

Response: Yes, voodoo.


Question: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Response: Did you actually pass the bar exam? _____________________________________

Question: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

Response: He's twenty.


Question: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Response: Yes

Question: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

Response: Yes.

Question: And what were you doing at that time? ______________________________________

Question: She had three children, right?

Response: Yes.

Question: How many were boys?

Response: None.

Question: Were there any girls?


Question: How was your first marriage terminated?

Response: By death.

Question: And by whose death was it terminated? _____________________________________

Question: Can you describe the individual?

Response: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Question: Was this a male or a female?


Question: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

Response: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________

Question: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

Response: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ______________________________________

Question: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

Response: Oral.


Question: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

Response: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Question: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

Response: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. ______________________________________

Question: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? ______________________________________


Question: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

Response: No.

Question: Did you check for blood pressure?

Response: No.

Question: Did you check for breathing?

Response: No.

Question: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

Response: No.

Question: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

Response: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Question: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

Response: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere

Sunday, April 16, 2006

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Sunday, April 09, 2006


Today's post is geared on how to find the right home alarm company to install your security system. Always ask & check how long the company has been in business for. You can also find out addition information through your BBB. Ask to see if individual inspecting your home has a security license, all personel should be licensed. Most home inspections should be around 45 minutes in length. Inspection should focus on all interior floors & the exterior windows & doors. If inspection lasts only for 15 minutes in length that should sound your warning bells. Last but not least do not focus on the lowest price when it comes to you & your families safety no price is to high.

Monday, April 03, 2006


We at always want to educate our readers & members with recent up to date information in the world of self defense, safety & security. We have added some new content to our website regarding dealing with weapons & security technology. Feel free to visit our tips page at to read this information.


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Norm Bettencourt is the Creator/President of Tactical Self Defense which specializes in personal protection tactics against modern day threats of violence. For more information visit